Archive for May, 2008

Bizarre Night at the House of Mysterious Chicken

I woke up today coughing like a chilled cow. As if not enough, just now a dirty little bat has surpassed the first home-made defense line (actually the balcony) and in through the hall’s door. Nevertheless, in the dumbest moment of his whole existence, he rebounds thrice against a wall before falling into a pack [...]

Anti Cheat Panties

Ever worry about your wife cheating? Want to know where your daughter is late at night? Need to know when your girlfriend’s temperature is rising? Are you a freak and not confident of yourself?Forget-me-not Panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart [...]

Мельница (Melnitsa) or The Mill

The popular group Melnitsa ( Мельница) is one of the most important projects for the russian musical stage, playing for everyone who likes music in general. As a curious result, the group amuses, from fans of metal to the most academic and conceptual musicians; from romantic maidens and 17-year-old punks to officers of the Russian [...]

Random Name Generator

The Noob Comic delineates exactly how a newbie acts when choosing his name in any online RPG.

Vodka Brainwash

Have you got a clue on why comunist politics a long time ago was smoothly known as “Stalin’s Blender”? I wonder if it was for sending poor slavics into forced building up of the Trans-Siberian railway. Seemingly this blender was primarily used for cerebral-lobe juice preparation. In the book “A Russian Course, by Alexander Lipson” [...]