Everything you ever wondered about me but never had guts to ask!

Q: Who are you?
A: I am a weird and abnormal 23-year-old life being, often taken for a frustrated communist, living in Campinas - Brazil and severely affected by too many high-energy particles in my daily breakfast. I am a Physicist - graduate student and high school teacher. In fact, I am not a communist per se. This impression is passed on due to my unfounded passion for Russia and everything that is Slavic.

Q: What does “The Underplinth” mean?
A: In architecture, a plinth is the lower mouldings of a podium, pedestal or skirting, or a block or slab upon which a column, pedestal, statue or vase is based. In the classical orders it is the square block of moderate height under the base mouldings of a column or pedestal.
An underplinth is a plinth which is cartesianly located bellow.

Q: Do you really love languages?
A: If the little gray man had not told me to go for Physics, I’d certainly had gone for Linguistics. I love the Russian language, as much as I love Esperanto (click here if you do not know what is it). I am also an avid writer and I spend a large amount of time doing so.

Q: You study Physics, but you love Languages, right?
A: Simple that way.

Q: What else are you good at?
A: Organizing, classifying, rating. I should have been an archiver. Photography is a soft-spot as well. Rumors say you should take a look at my work.

Q: What’s the first thing(s) people usually notice about you?
A: I’m the kind of guy which your parents always wanted you to stay away from.

Q: What’s the most private thing you might admit here?
A: I’ve got no arms and my legs are two totally functional cauliflowers.

Q: Are you afraid of thieves?
A: Only when I run naked in the streets past 11PM.

Q: And aliens?
A: No, I’ve got three cats.

Q: And the dark?
A: Only when I suspect there are spiders in the building.

Q: Do you believe in God?
A: See the question bellow.

Q: Why do you smoke?
A: See the question above.

Q: May I add you in Orkut?
A: Yes, but only once.

Q: How a perfect date would be to you?
A: I think sitting down watching a nuclear holocaust with your soul mate is extremely romantic. All the gamma radiation and neutrons colliding into me, bestowed with an orange sky background, literally makes my heart beat out of my chest.

Q: Is it that hard to find a dignifying job as physicist?
A: No, but it’s an excessively obvious path and I love challenges.

Q: So why are you still in the University?
A:

Q: I see you have ads around your blog. Why?
A: Because I think you should help me earn money.

Q: Why should I help you earn money?
A: I’ve been paying a lot to live in this town lately, away from parents. The mortgage, electricity taxes, water, cable TV, and infinite stock of cheese overcome a small country annual income. Although not essential, an additional sum in the end of a month is never too much. I am a human being and I need expensive entertainment as everyone does. Have you got money but you believe it doesn’t bring happiness? Then you are a poohead and your only use is to feed my theory that money piles up on pooheads’ hand. Do you think I’m a poohead then? Great, just give me your money and support the balance of universal duality ‘money-poohead’.

Q: That AdSense in your page never shows relevant ads. Why is it still there?
A: Who on Earth are you to tell what is relevant or not? Days ago I learned how to fix catapults brilliantly, and since then I’ve had no problems with boulders smashing my feet. AdSense is the easiest way I could think of to make you laborlessly help me, and so, keep me living beneath a roof.

Q: Why have you made this blog?
A: It could have been several causes. From need for attention in the phallic stage of my childhood, to a sacred mission conceived by a mighty flying roasted chicken with sunglasses. I truly believe in the last one. I had an almost sexual urge to show the world the bullshit my brain fetches when it pumps. Furthermore, two or three people, besides my parents, told I could make my own TV show AND I should get something useful to do in my life, so, there you have it.

Q: Why don’t you have your own web host?
A: I’ve thought about it, and I decided to own one, but only after I acquire my first yate. However, without additional earnings it gets really hard to buy such ship.

Q: Why should I contact you?
A: Either you’ve got nothing to do or you suddenly felt an ass-pain urge to make a new friend.