As if not enough the Jedi shower, you should take a look at the E-Meter (Electro-psychometer) roughly known as the “pastoral counseling device” used by the Church of Scientology to detect, among much other things, the emotional state and thoughts of those attached to the device (don’t ask me how nor through what).
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I woke up today coughing like a chilled cow. As if not enough, just now a dirty little bat has surpassed the first home-made defense line (actually the balcony) and in through the hall’s door. Nevertheless, in the dumbest moment of his whole existence, he rebounds thrice against a wall before falling into a pack [...]

Ever worry about your wife cheating? Want to know where your daughter is late at night? Need to know when your girlfriend’s temperature is rising? Are you a freak and not confident of yourself?Forget-me-not Panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart [...]

The Noob Comic delineates exactly how a newbie acts when choosing his name in any online RPG.

Have you got a clue on why comunist politics a long time ago was smoothly known as “Stalin’s Blender”? I wonder if it was for sending poor slavics into forced building up of the Trans-Siberian railway. Seemingly this blender was primarily used for cerebral-lobe juice preparation. In the book “A Russian Course, by Alexander Lipson” [...]