Ever worry about your wife cheating? Want to know where your daughter is late at night? Need to know when your girlfriend’s temperature is rising? Are you a freak and not confident of yourself?
Forget-me-not Panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature (I wonder why I didn’t think this before…). Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), they have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you! (You’re such a naive if you think those brooches on military uniforms were really medals)
These “panties” can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton.
Future releases might include a Tux instead of a daisy as disguise to the sensor. I can even see the slogan: “Tux Panties, the panties for the suspicious l337 g33k”.
The popular group Melnitsa ( Мельница) is one of the most important projects for the russian musical stage, playing for everyone who likes music in general. As a curious result, the group amuses, from fans of metal to the most academic and conceptual musicians; from romantic maidens and 17-year-old punks to officers of the Russian army and rich businessmen.
Such are the combinations of elements, which separately may not be original, but aren’t often found within the boundaries of one musical project all together. Cello, double bass, violin, acoustic guitar, percussion, flute, and a beautiful female voice. Their style is orientated on a fantasy-like kind of music which combines elements of folk (Russian, Scandinavian and even Spanish), barocco and other medieval influences glued all together. A very important pillar of Melnitsa is also Natalia Nikolaeva (vocalist and live-action RPG player), who often uses the pseudonym “Hellawes”.
She studied West European languages, including old one like Altic, Gothic, and Altiric. Beside her own songs she also used poems from Gumilev, Tsvetaeva, Yates and Burns. The pseudonym is based on Thomas Malory’s “Death of Arthur”, XV Century. In the story, there’s witch named Hellawes who tries to seduce Sir Lancelot, unsuccessfully.
Why the word “mill”? This was Hellawes’ idea. She explained: “Charming fairy-tale building… fits us”. After that, more details appear such as the giant which Don Quixote battled against; the home of the red-eyed miller-sorcerer from the Slavonic/Baltic folklore; a kind of demiurgic mechanism that not only turns grains into flour, but also creates a fully fantasied world . “The Mill” is something deeply implanted in tradition while it caters the imagination of everyone.
Bands to which the fans of Melnitsa listen too (from the official forum):
The Noob Comic delineates exactly how a newbie acts when choosing his name in any online RPG.
Have you got a clue on why comunist politics a long time ago was smoothly known as “Stalin’s Blender”? I wonder if it was for sending poor slavics into forced building up of the Trans-Siberian railway. Seemingly this blender was primarily used for cerebral-lobe juice preparation. In the book “A Russian Course, by Alexander Lipson” you may easily learn how to be a legit communist. And after you have the basic unit finished, you might want to earn a precious shinny scythe and hammer adorn! The few remaining editions can be found on Amazon.com. Order yours immediately. Learning russian is not enough, you ought to participate - being teachful is not enough, you ought to command a brain-wash, you heartless chovinist pig. In the name of our bodly fluids! Hura!!!
Behold the almighty sniper rifle shaped bass. It comes also with a real laser sight. Zero percent unpractical, but cool as hell. It’s being sold on eBay and its price is merely US $2,400.00.
Just imagine the look on the TSA officer’s face when you pull this bad boy out of your carry-on and begin wailing some Journey. You’ll have the entire airport dancing! Then you’ll be all like “IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN” while they search your rectum.
Well said.
via Gizmodo
